Happy Memories...
- This scene took place late one night at about 2 to 3 AM while my ex-wife and I were asleep in bed. It went something like this
- Me: zzzzzz (reaching down and grabbing my wife's hand)
- Her: zzz.. (slightly waking up) .. aww he's grabbing my hand
- Me: zzZzZz (bringing the hand up to my face)
- Her: oh.. he's going to kiss my hand while he's asleep, how cute
- Me: zzzZZz.. CHOMP!
- Her: OOOWWW, DID YOU JUST BITE MY HAND!?$#@!
- Me: huh? what happened?
- Her: YOU JUST BIT MY HAND!
- Me: I'm hungry.. zzzzz
- I guess I need to sleep with a muzzle on.
